|Smaug:||What is your name, little creature?|
|Bilbo:||Erm... Barrel Rider.|
|Smaug:||'Barrel Rider'? *sniffs the scent of Thorin on Bilbo* Is that what it's called nowadays? I must confess, I haven't kept up with my Dwarf lingo.|
He’d have the permission to drag me to his bed anytime… <3
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
I’ve been waiting for this for the longest freaking time BLESS YOU
ALICE IN WONDERFUCKINGLAND
the hobbit yesss uwu
the borne legacy
Repo! The Genetic Opera
avengers. fuck yea
THE LITTLE MERMAID ASDFGHJKL; PLEASE
Cirque Du Soliet: Different Worlds. Okie.
Les Miserables… Dammit >.<
I would see the trolls and just
all the way back to the Shire.
#also I love how he just lets it happen too #this man has the patience of a saint #he’s so chill #doesn’t give a fuck #he’s just like #yeah sure you can put this thing on my head #I don’t mind #have fun seriously #I’ll just sit here and let it happen #because I’m a six foot four fucking teddy bear #I look like I’ll rip your head from your shoulders #but I’m more likely to give you a cuddle #because I’m Chris fucking Hemsworth
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
Which came first? The character or the Cosplay?
i’ve been trying to be a good little tolkien nerd, faithfully and determinedly reading my way through the silmarillion and books of lost tales, and...
Smaug: What is your name, little creature?Bilbo: Erm... Barrel Rider.Smaug: 'Barrel Rider'? *sniffs the scent of Thorin on Bilbo* Is that what it's called nowadays? I must confess, I haven't kept up with my Dwarf lingo.